zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 
thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

titytwochainz:

Brighten up your day with this cute kid trying to flirt.

littlegracenote:

sirl33te:

jeanlikesitupthebodt:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thranduilsenpai:

ineloquentformalities:

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

play it just do it

Play this at my wedding, of funeral. Either.

I could tell by the picture that I would not be disappointed. And I was definitely not.

SOMEBODY POST THAT SPIDERMAN GIF THAT DANCES TO EVERY BEAT ON THIS BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU IT MAKES IT 2000 TIMES BETTER

you mean this one

this was a wild magical ride

this is it. this is everything.

Rude but OK

Anonymous asked:
what does fucking nancy think of homophobia? (i had a pretty bad day :( )

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

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(Have a big hug ♥)

Pharrell Frontin' (Feat. Jay Z)
Pharrell
Frontin' (Feat. Jay Z)

yo90stracks:

Pharrell | Frontin’ (Feat. Jay Z)

(c) Arista, Star Trak Records (2003)

mcvirgin:

when you compliment someone and they don’t compliment you back

image

AC/DC T.N.T.
AC/DC
T.N.T.

the-dark-s1de:

T.N.T.

AC/DC

reddlr-trees:

At a [5] and this gave me a good laugh
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hospitalstays:

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school cum